Kill The Desktop

Network Administrators get all kinds of shwag from vendors around the world, to convince us to use their products. Our listeners get tons of Microsoft crap like towels, glow balls (for when you’re up in the club), light sabers, guns, knives, whores, etc. But better than any of these, what has officially convinced me to never use Microsoft Vista (at least for the year of 2008), is this rad 1980-something RED CORVETTE that reads “Test Drive Vista Today!” on the side of the packaging. It’s not a real car though. If it was, I’d buy a copy of Vista. It’s something I can roll around on my desk when I feel a sudden urge to return to my womb. See the picture below. I mean what the F, Microsoft? Why me? I’m a big boy now.